Ask a Survivor — Social Distancing Version

So, I’m trapped indoors, I’ve canceled my gym membership for the immediately foreseeable future (this is true). Which means I’m trapped indoors with no end in sight. Obviously, this has some deep, sinister “Shining” implications (especially as my family has a worrisome tendency to isolate everyone in a not-terribly-healthy way even when there isn’t a quarantine). However, to distract myself from the wretchedness of this situation (if you’re a friend or neighbor; I love you; DO NOT COME OVER)(this can not be emphasized enough; on Day 1 of the self-made quarantine, we had neighbors…