Gilead

  1. The cops cuff her, take her into booking, and give you a cool ten thousand bucks, or…
  2. They keep you waiting in processing for a few hours, before telling you that the payout is dependent upon a conviction, and, because of that dreadful Fifth Amendment, you’re looking at a 12–24 month wait. In the meantime, all of your friends will know you’re not to be trusted, women know you’re a grade A stalker who follows women around, and your community teaches you why it’s “snitches get stitches” instead of, “tattletales get cake.”

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Patrick Koske-McBride

Patrick Koske-McBride

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Science journalist, cancer survivor, biomedical consultant, the “Wednesday Addams of travel writers.”