Many months ago, at my father’s urging, I tracked down and read an article (I think it was in the Los Angeles Times, but I could be wrong) that was an analysis on The Donald’s language and rhetoric. Shocker; he doesn’t have the best words; he barely has any words at all.

So, there are two broad categories of statements — and forgive me for not remembering the correct terms, chemo brain — one in which some sort of veracity or truth can be established, and one in which it’s impossible to ascertain a level of accuracy (no, it’s not “declarative vs rhetorical,” it was a more technical etymological term). In other words, if I…