Quick show of hands, how of many of you know what the word, “Scanxiety” means? How many of you have absolutely have no idea what it means? How many of you had never, ever heard of the word, but knew it in a way that most Evangelical Christians claim they want to know God, the second you first heard about it?

My tribe uses the term frequently, and all inductees “get” that term immediately. And start using it perfectly within context within 90 seconds of hearing it. If my public health sources are accurate (which are outdated and dodgy to be sure), it should apply to 30–40% of Americans. If my immunology…