Half of my online interactions with other cancer survivors can be summarized as, “That’s not a realistic expectation. No, there are no conclusive studies indicating — FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, BLEACH DOES NOT CURE CANCER.” You might think I’m joking, but every week on Planet Cancer, there’s a new, outrageous, largely-unsupported claim that’s making the rounds. 95% of the time, it’s laetrile (which, just a reminder, is converted by your body to cyanide)(so, I guess it would “cure” cancer, but only if you aren’t interested in surviving that cure), in anaplastic astrocytoma groups, it’s medical marijuana (which I am a fan of…