Spencer

  1. White people already have an entire continent to themselves; it’s called Europe. Moorish and Carthaginian occupations? What?
  2. We wouldn’t have to worry about all this retro-Ward Cleaver bullshit if Europeans had just stayed the fuck in Europe. If they hadn’t gone out and claimed and conquered a significant portion of the globe, a lot ethnic minorities wouldn’t have been kidnapped/displaced/forced to flee for their lives. White people getting antsy and tinkering with things that seem to be working are what lead to privatization of healthcare, privatization of warfare, colonialization, and Reaganomics. If you’re a white heteronormative, able-bodied dude who sees a glaring problem that needs to be fixed, step 1 is to take a ten minute smoke break and just come back when you’re feeling a little less crazy-genocidal, because there’s a solid chance you’ll screw the situation up worse.
  3. An almost-exclusively white ethnostate already exists; it’s called Connecticut. You don’t need to reinvent the wheel, dick, just move to a gated community.
  4. A white “ethnostate” is exactly what Hitler and the founders of apartheid in South Africa had in mind as their end-goal. If it walks like a Nazi, has identical goals as a Nazi, maybe don’t be surprised to catch him screaming, “Kill all the kikes!” like a Nazi. (Yes, he said that, when he thought no one was listening).
  5. Your minute of zen; if it seems like the world is crumbling in the face of far too many white dicks, let’s recall what made dick vanish from the public discourse two years ago:
    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/richard-spencer-punched-face-what-was-it-like-speech-neo-nazi-question-woman-a8012071.html
    If you’re not one of those people who can get behind the wholesome, all-American sentiment, “Punch Nazis” (I can not believe I have to spell this out, but some nitwits are going to talk about escalation — I’m not advocating murdering Nazis (yet), we’re just talking about punching them in the head)(Don’t worry, they’re the master race, a right hook won’t hurt them)(enough, anyway), maybe we just need to reframe that as, “Punch dicks.” Yeah, I said it.

--

--

--

Science journalist, cancer survivor, biomedical consultant, the “Wednesday Addams of travel writers.”

Love podcasts or audiobooks? Learn on the go with our new app.

Recommended from Medium

Alternative Views

Send In The Troops? What’s In A Question.

Speak up: how an anonymous opinion article shook the Trump Administration

Why Won’t People Admit They Were Wrong?

This Is Why We Need To Change The Gun Laws

The Elephants in the Room

Not All Americans Live in States

ANOTHER NICE MESS

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Patrick Koske-McBride

Patrick Koske-McBride

Science journalist, cancer survivor, biomedical consultant, the “Wednesday Addams of travel writers.”

More from Medium

Is Just In Time dead? Is Just In Case a dream? What next?

There is no reason to cancel Canada Day

Stories & Metaphors

I have never used Medium… my wife, the talented writer, Donna Moriarty told me to subscribe or…